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ShizuoXReader: DON'T MESS WITH ME! PT.1
There's a lot this city can do. . . .
It can have gangs . . . . It can have gang fights . . . It can have a headless motor cyclist . . . Hell, It can even have black Russians selling sushi.
But if there's something it can't have, . . . are people messing with Shizuo Heiwajima.
Guess if that was ever an unspoken rule of the city, that everyone tried to keep, so the city wouldn't end up a war zone in like 30 seconds . And even if it was an unspoken rule, apparently it didn't last very long . . .
Because . . .
Well, . . .
Apparently, some people decided to f*** that, and mess with him anyway.
If there were two that stuck out in his mind the most, . . .
The first one would have to be . . . it was that damn flea, Izaya Orihara.
That little flea . . . . Who made his blood boil so much, it was evaporated on the spot, having it not be in his veins.
But then, . . . there was you.
He really didn't understand what the heck was with you, but all he knew is that you liked bothering him. In his mind, you were as bad as the flea!
No, scratch that: NO one is worse than the flea.
And if by some miracle or some prank that god decides to play . . . just for kicks . . . . That ever decides to happen, well, . . . .
Then all hell has officially broken loose. . . .
Anyway . . . . Back on topic, . . .
You always teased him, and pushed at his buttons, and he always started chasing you in rage. Even when we was extremely pissed off at you and was as annoying as the flea, you were still able to walk away to live another day.
Though, come to think of it . . . he would always throw just about anything at the flea when he chased him.
Whenever it was a stop sign or a vending machine, Izaya would get something thrown at him . . .
But when he was chasing you . . . he didn't throw much at you.
What?
It was against his morals to hit a girl (unless she's some possessed sword or whatever). . . .Even if she really deserved it. . . .
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You were once again, being chased by Shizuo Heiwajima, as you were trying to mess up his day. All was alright with him, until you showed up and snatched his cigrettes from him.
Bad move on your parts, since he went after you for them, like a mad bull.
"GIVE THOSE BACK (Your name)!" he yelled at you as you ran like an idiot out into the street, starting a game of tag.
"Why should I Shizuo? And besides, these things will kill yeah." You teased him as you kept running faster, trying to get away, and waving the box of cigs in your hand back and forth, teasing him more.
"I said….GIVE THEM BACK YOU LITTLE TROLL!" Shizuo yelled at you as he ran even faster to catch you.
"Trolololololololololol…." You laughed at him as you ran into an allyway, trying to lose him. He yelled in rage as he tried to follow you, but you had hide behind some loose trash cans and unused trash as a hiding spot.
After a few seconds, Shizuo looked down the allyway, trying to find you. He groaned in anger when, he couldn't find you.
"Dammit, you …stupid…troll…(YOURRRRRRR NAMMMMMMMMEEEEEE! *izaya style*)!" Shizuo shouted as you tried to hold back a laugh as he left the area, in a relly bad mood.
And it was just about to get worse . . . .
"Hey, there Shizu-chan~" The famailar voice of Izaya Orihara came into the area, as he smirked like a chesire cat.
"Damn flea…WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Shiuzo asked as Izaya grinned away and left the area like he usually does, with Shizuo hot on his trail.
"Izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyya!!!" Shizuo yelled at the top of his lungs, leaving the area. You got up from you hiding place, smirking.'
It looked like you get to live another day….for more trolling…
"Trolololol…." You said to yourself, as you thought of what to do next…. "Oh I know now! I'll…..
~TBC~
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